Riddle Riddle

Rovers manager Steve Hall gave a firm "no comment" this morning over a leak to the media that he was resting star player Chris "Jimmy" Riddle for the local derby against Solnet on Monday. Hall was witnessed by a media hack yesterday talking to Patrick "Vierra" Grant, giving substance to reports that Riddle was being let go by the club. When contacted at his country estate Riddle brushed aside reporters with "talk to my agent". Player agent George Nash was clearly not amused when contacted by the media and said "Unumptiejobbies ehfulehit - yerall soapdodgers and scaffs". Chairman Rossiter said "This media frenzy isn't helping the club and perhaps you should do a story on Aussie rules instead".