In another one of Charlies Smiths legendary lunch time rants about his colourful life, he today admitted he had once almost been run over by Kenny Dalglish's Jaguar car. "When I become road kill it won't be at the hands of some obscure footballer from the lower divisions" said Smith "I intend to be the victim of a top class striker". Player agent George Nash disputed that former Celtic player was a top class striker "Dalglish was crap, he dinnie play for Rangers".In other news, Liz Pollock passed on her thoughts about Arsenal losing the Champions League final. "I feel their pain" said Pollock "but the referee had an outstanding game and I think he did a wonderful job of blowing his whistle quickly".
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How the hell did he miss?
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