10 May 2006

Smith Attracts Attention of Cameras

Charles Smith was the centre of attention at a gala dinner last night with guest speaker former All Black Eric Rush. "Charlie thought he'd sneaked in the back door of the Jimmy Cook when this camera crew appears from nowhere and pokes the camera in his mush. We all ducked for cover and left him to it" said Rovers manager Hall.

"You know I just have that natural charisma that attracts the press" claimed Smith "and I've been giving Mark Fatu a few pointers how to handle the admiring fans and media". Manager Hall said it was becoming a bit of a circus with Smith as he got the same treatment again today. "Charlie's is getting more publicity than Theo Walcott right now and that takes some doing".

In other news Liz Pollock was telling anyone who would listen that Spurs should get a rematch against West Ham. "I can't see the point" said Hall "they'll only go and lose a second time and it will compound their disappointment".

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