22 November 2006

Smith Thinks He Is Confucius

Charles Smith this morning confessed that he had been learning the thinking and sayings of Confuscious for the last two weeks. "I think it is broadening my horizons learning about Confucius" said Smith "but it is also changing my personality and appearance". Land Rovers Caretaker Manager Steve Hall said this sort of problem was not unknown with deep thinking types, but it was almost never seen in people like Charlie. "If he keeps this up" said Hall "there's a danger he'll be mistaken for a wise man and they'll listen to his advice on anything from football to setting life goals". Smith though had the last word "Man with forked tongue does not need chopsticks".

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Man who shoot off mouth bound to lose face

Anonymous said...

War do not determine who right, war determine who left

Anonymous said...

Man who crosses the ocean twice without washing is a dirty double crosser