18 November 2006

Star Hussey Out For Weeks

Star Rovers Player Eddie Hussey announced yesterday he would be likely to be unavailable for several weeks due to work commitments. "It will be be tough on the park without Eddie as he covers so much territory" said Hall "but at least we'll only have to put up with the female following of The Beast now rather than the entourage that Eddie has chasing him around". Hall said crowds would probably drop by half but he expected this would allow the other players to focus on their football. "I think the boys are all to easily distracted by the underwear throwing antics of some of our females fans" said Hall "so at least we'll be able to concentrate on getting the ball in the oppositions net".

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I'll throw my underwear at Charlie anytime.