22 August 2006

Hall Offends Lost Leper Colony

The Lost Lepers of Lithuania this afternoon (NZ time) heaped condemnation on Land Rovers Manager Steve Hall, suggesting he and his team had better not consider a tour of the country. "I didn't expect the Lithuanian Inquisition" said Hall "I don't even know where Lithuania is and there is no danger of me going there". Hall was roundly criticised today by various charity groups including the Hairless Men for a Better World Society who only last week raised $7.35 towards World Peace.

"I've got to focus on winning the game tomorrow" said Hall "we've got six regulars out and we're up against it for the match against TFT United at the Shed of Dreams". Eddie Hussey has stepped up as playing captain for the day but may have to play in goal due to his various injuries. Hall said he had a secret weapon that he wasn't prepared to reveal to the press just yet, but could tilt the game Rovers way.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Hall deserves credit for sticking up for the hairy man. Give me it down to there . . .