21 August 2006

Hall "Stuff Charity"

Land Rovers Manager Steve Hall (pictured) was approached today to assist in joining his colleagues in shaving off hair for charity. "You've got to be flippin' joking" said Hall "I've lost enough hair as it is without deliberately inflicting a Chris Riddle haircut on myself". The "hairbrained" scheme proportedly aims to raise cash for an unspecified cause by getting nominated volunteers (suckers) to remove various amounts of body hair. "Let's face it if Slick Ultra was prepared to do a Chris Riddle then we might be able to raise a few bucks, but does anyone really want to pay for George Nash to shave his legs, I think not". Hall said the way things were going the charity would lose money from the venture.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Mr Hall's position is a disgrace and he should have the hair whipped off his back for charity.

Anonymous said...

Someone has to stand up to these ruthless fund raisers - Hall is our man.