Rovers Club Chairman Dean Rossiter today announced a lucrative sponsorship deal with the LINZ National Office Social Club. "We'd taken a close look at Adidas, Coca Cola and Nike, but what we liked about the Social Club was their proposal appealed to the market segment that we're looking to flog off our merchandise to". Rossiter went on to say that with the ever increasing profile of Mark Fatu, Rovers were looking to target their marketing at 20 - 25 year old women who worked in the telephone call centre business. Rovers had no immediate plans to change their name to National Office Social Club Land Rovers.
In other news, George Nash the nomadic Scotsman acknowledged this afternoon that he was "Nae good enuff for Rovers". Nash confirmed he wouldn't last ten minutes as he was like Graeme Souness. "I'm just a dirty player" confirmed Nash. Rovers Manager Hall said there was no place in the game for Scotsman with no skill, which effectively ruled out anyone who had ever played or watched Rangers Football Club.
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Rovers have made the right decision in not playing anyone associated with Rangers Football Club. However not all Scotsmen lack skill, some of them lack skill and brains as well.
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