20 April 2006

Smith Admits To Alcohol Problem - It Ran Out.

Charlie Smith returned to the Rovers camp after an extended Easter layoff where he admitted to considering a career as a golf course groundkeeper. Smith confessed that the two cases of beer he bought on Friday night had gone by Saturday morning. "I was down the Surpermarket first thing Saturday morning" confessed Smith "you have to have a few quiets when you're a professional like me". Manager Hall was concerned that Smith was going off the rails "He's been thinking he is George Best ever since he got that goal a few weeks back" professed Hall "but he's not quite as good on the ball and if he keeps this up, he will certainly get the opportunity to spend more time on the golf course".

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