11 June 2006

Alternative Scotland Clinch Draw

England supporters were well satisfied with the the results today at the World Cup when England won with a well taken own goal from Paraguay, and the heroic Trinidad and Tobago held Sweden to a 0-0 draw with ten men. "It could hardly have worked out better" said Rovers Manager Hall "and if England beat Trinidad and Tobago then they're through to the next round". Many of the Trinidad and Tobago players play in the minor leagues like the Scottish Premiership, and therefore they have become heavily backed by Scottish supporters. "You apparently can't buy Trinidad and Tobago shirts in Scotland, and a Glaswegian blond was reported on the internet as wondering why there were five teams in the group, she wanted Tobago kicked out".

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

And they look better than the real Jock team.

Anonymous said...

Anyone looks better than a joker in a kilt.

Anonymous said...

My Charlie only wears his dresses at home.

Anonymous said...

How do you get a Highlander onto the roof?
Tell him the drinks are on the house.

Anonymous said...

What is the difference between coffee and Rangers ?
Coffee stays in the cup longer

Anonymous said...

Q: What's the difference between Rangers and a three pin plug?
A: Nothing - they're both absolutely useless in Europe.

Anonymous said...

Q: How can you tell ET is a Rangers fan?

A: Because he looks like one