29 June 2006

Diving Lessons

Land Rovers Manager Steve Hall ordered his team to take diving lessons before their next grading game against the ominously named Giants. "We've seen from the Italians that with not much effort you can extract a penalty provided you have done at least a few minutes practice at`falling on your face" said Hall "I expect we'll see a bit of this sort of thing on friday night but the boys need to do the hard yards to practice this skill". Hall said the Giants were a big team but that Rovers wouldn't be looking up to them. "We'll be hiring step ladders to prevent that possibility" Hall quipped.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Dive - looked more like a submarine.

Anonymous said...

Yeah but who is in the final - oh it is Italy.