Director of Football Appointed

Nikki File was today appointed Director of Football by Land Rovers Football club. "We have no idea what a Director of Football does" said Rovers Manager Hall "but as part of our vision to be the best indoor team in Wellington by 2030, we wanted to follow the lead of the major clubs and appoint a director". Hall said the Director of Football role with Land Rovers would be totally symbolic and he did not expect File to give him any advice on anything relating to football. "Our expectations at this stage is that Nikki will make the coffee but we haven't got round to telling her what the job involves yet so we'll be taking that one step at a time" said Hall.