01 June 2006

"I'm No Hussey" Says Fatu

Mark “the beast” Fatu said last night that he was training hard after missing selection for the last match against Infinity. “I’d been away for a few days and the gaffa dropped me” said Fatu “but I’ve been putting in the miles at the gym and I’m looking forward to the semi-final”. Fatu professed he lacked the skills of midfield maestro Eddie Hussey “I’m no Hussey, but I’m working on my technique and I seem to have a few fans out there which is nice”. Marketing Manager Noirin Brady confirmed that Fatu bibs were a sought after item. “We don’t sell many of the Hussey bibs for some reason, but we can’t keep up with the demand for the Fatu the Beast product line”.

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