05 December 2006

Exclusive: Warne At It Again

Shane Warne was caught at it again this evening and the "it" was dismissing English batsmen in the 2nd test of the Ashes series at Adelaide. Land Rovers "utility" Charlie Smith was in despair this evening as the Poms collapsed in the face of a spin bowling legend Warne. Smith just three days off returning to the United Kingdom for six weeks said the only redeeming feature was that he wasn't moving to Australia until late February, and could at least spend his misery with like minded company. "At times like this one needs to be with family as they know the hurt I am going through" said Smith "and I can only hope by the time I get to Oz that England will have made a remarkable turn around and won the series". Smith would not be drawn on how much he would be betting on that outcome but the odds were understood to be "highly attractive" down at the TAB.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Charlie is devastated - it's as if Pompey got relegated.

Anonymous said...

I don't care if Shane is a hero - he is not getting his leg over with me.

Anonymous said...

My Beast would be better in the sack than him

Anonymous said...

Text Me Shane

Anonymous said...

Text Me Shane