Charles Smith was simultaneously a disappointed and relieved man this morning after Bolton ended Pompey's streak 1- 0. The game almost didn't happen after Redknapp was feeling bunged up and Big Sam wasn't feeling two grand. Charlie Smith abused the referee throughout the game on the television at the Occidental, but at least lessened the chance he would have to streak down the 18th at Wainui. "I know a lot of us were looking forward to Bolton stuffing Pompey" said Land Rovers Manager Steve Hall "because it would give none of us any pleasure to watch Charlie streaking down a golf course". Sam Allardyce (pictured) says his lawyers are confident he has a case against the BBC over the infamous Panorama programme, but have advised Smith to keep his kit on at all costs.In other news Land Rovers were ready for the clash tomorrow against Matt Is Completely Round The Twist. "We know they're a good team and that is why we're using our secret weapon Lance Edwards" said Hall "he's going to whack them one with his bung arm".
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Maybe Redknapp took a bung to throw the game?
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