24 September 2006

Smith Predicts Another Riot

Charlie Smith has declared himself unavailable for Wednesday's clash against Matt Is Mad as he will be having a riot with himself in his own home. "Pompey play Bolton on Tuesday and let me say I'm not expecting to be fit for our match" said Smith "Pompey will of course stay top of the league and after Pompey score five or six goals my furniture might get dismantled". Smith said his UK contacts were currently offering bungs to the Bolton managment team as "they expect that sort of thing when they come to Pompey".

Land Rovers Manager said he had no interest in the "Battle Of The Bung" as his mind was on the last round of Wellington Indoor Football. "It looks like we're playing the old enemy Infinity in the semi-final unless we have a good win in this last game" said Hall "so it will be a good work out for the final series beginning 4 october". Rovers are already assured of a top four play off spot and lie fourth on the table two behind Matt Is Mad. "If they think Matt Is Mad they haven't met Charlie yet" said Hall "but we're not changing the team name to Charlie is Insane"

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Charlie doesn't need an excuse to riot, he is a riot whereever he is.