Land Rovers To Go 100% Electronic

Land Rovers Chairman Dean Rossiter announced a move towards a 100% electronic team by 30 June 2030 today after an extensive report was released by a consultant. "We brought in a consultant to look at whether we should buy an electric jug for the players morning tea break" said Rossiter "and next thing you know he'd reviewed our strategic vision and business plan". Rossiter said the five hundred page report failed to mention whether the electric jug was a good idea but did examine tapes of the Rovers in action at the Shed of Dreams. "Apparently the analysis showed that all the goals scored against Rovers were a result of some degree of human error, so we're looking to move towards robots so that we can eliminate that human error and achieve our vision of being best team in Wellington by 2030". Rossiter said the consultant had not provided an implementation plan but this would be looked into over the next ten years.

Land Rovers Manager Steve Hall was contacted by telephone and said he thought the plan sounded "interesting" but thought that perhaps the vision needed tweaking. "We already play like robots some days so I'm not sure that is the answer" said Hall "but that cup of tea idea had promise".