27 September 2006

Matt Has Big Issues

Land Rovers today took on Matt Is Mad at the Shed Of Dreams. Land Rovers Manager Steve Hall was without star player Eddie Hussey, who was unfortunately attending some work related project meeting rather than being out on the front line with his team mates. Rovers traded goals with Matt is Mad until it got to 5 - 5 when Matt Is Mad pulled away to win 8 - 6. "It was a close game and could have gone either way with the referee disallowing a Rovers goal and another ball hitting the post" said Hall "and they were a physical side who weren't too concerned about taking people out off the ball". Hall said he wasn't sure why Matt (pictured) was mad, but there were certainly signs he had an anger management problem. Rovers now play old friends Infinity in the semi-final and will hopefully be able to muster the strongest possible line up for the match.

Final Result: Land Rovers 6 Matt Has Anger Issues 8

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

You're dead - you'd better hope our next match is during my psychiatrist session.