08 September 2006

Petersen Has Last Meal

Jordan Petersen was formally condemned this morning to get his hair shaved for charity. The young and easily impressionable Rovers player got sucked into the charity event by peer pressure, and reports in the backwaters of the Internet that a Harriet Potter had twisted his arm proved to be unfounded. Petersen was granted the opportunity to have a last meal and in the true spirit of the IT profession, chose a coffee as his last sustenance (although unconfirmed rumours suggest he was seen at The Occidental establishment having a steadier later on). Petersen was due to go to the chair at 5.30 pm and a last minute appeal had been ruled out so his hair will be whipped off at the scheduled time.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

What the hell is that on top of his head??