28 September 2006

Smith In Road Rage Incident

Charles Smith today observed a new twist to road rage on the motorway near Tawa. “These two geezers got out of the same car and started whacking each other on the road side” said a clearly delighted Smith “so I wound down the window and gave them a few pointers”. Smith says he thought they were fighting like a bunch of girls and told them so. “The traffic had come to a bit of a stand still so I had the opportunity to offer a few words of encouragement” said Smith “but then they got back in the car and drove off”. Land Rovers Manager Steve Hall said it was probably a couple of players from Matt Is Mad practicing for there semi-final clash with Ten Left Feet. “Sometimes you think Charlie just has a fertile imagination” said Hall “but he does have the uncanny knack of being anywhere that trouble is brewing”.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

My Charlie was in great danger - they might have run over the median barrier and smacked him one. He doesn't like being smacked around by girls - I should know.