Jordan
Petersen (21) this evening made the long journey to the chair to have his hair hacked from his scalp. The traumatised young man sat stunned as a large ghoulish crowd gathered to witness the ceremony. Numerous members of the local media attended to exploit the young man but in his fragile mental state Petersen overlooked the opportunity to get an exclusive media deal for the pictures. A dazed Petersen emerged several minutes later with a half hacked scalp with various bits of hair still hanging off here and there. It had been reported in the backwaters of the Internet that Petersen had had a spell cast on him by a mysterious Harriet Porter, evidently no relation to the more famous Harry Potter. Land Rovers Manager Steve Hall said it was
unfortunate that Petersen had been exploited in this way but the club would do what it could to ensure the case was publicised to prevent others falling
fo
r the same evil elsewhere in the world.
Jordan Petersen (21) this evening made the long journey to the chair to have his hair hacked from his scalp. The traumatised young man sat stunned as a large ghoulish crowd gathered to witness the ceremony. Numerous members of the local media attended to exploit the young man but in his fragile mental state Petersen overlooked the opportunity to get an exclusive media deal for the pictures. A dazed Petersen emerged several minutes later with a half hacked scalp with various bits of hair still hanging off here and there. It had been reported in the backwaters of the Internet that Petersen had had a spell cast on him by a mysterious Harriet Porter, evidently no relation to the more famous Harry Potter. Land Rovers Manager Steve Hall said it was unfortunate that Petersen had been exploited in this way but the club would do what it could to ensure the case was publicised to prevent others falling fo
r the same evil elsewhere in the world.
2 comments:
This is simply evil - a cruel and unusual punishment.
He looks a lot better bald in my opinion.
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